Giants, Jets Fans Are Drunks

By: Derek
Published: August 13th, 2008

A big “boo hoo” goes out to all the Giants and Jets fans who, because they are the plague of the NFL, have been given the first “Idiot Protection Policy.”

I’m crying because I’m laughing so hard.

NEWARK, N.J. (AP) - Fans heading to the Meadowlands Sports Complex can expect fewer hours for tailgating under new rules regarding alcohol and fan behavior.

Parking lots for Giants Stadium, the Izod Arena and the Meadowlands Racetrack will open five hours before events, instead of seven.

In addition, season ticketholders who are ejected from the stadium or arena will have their tickets revoked, the New Jersey Sports and Exposition Authority announced Tuesday.

“This program is, plain and simple, about respect. Respect for oneself and one another,” said Dennis Robinson, authority president and CEO.

Not true, Mr. Robinson. This one’s all about keeping those filthy, smelly animals in their cages for just a little while longer.

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  1. 1. Strongsideblitz
    August 13th, 2008 at 12:12 pm

    If they implemented the same rules at the Linc, most season tickets would be revoked.

    GIANTS fans have a good reason to raise their glasses, we are the Defending SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!

    Drink to that during your next Podcast … LOL ;O)

  2. 2. Derek
    August 13th, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    …bastard.

  3. 3. Strongsideblitz
    August 14th, 2008 at 3:31 pm

    EAGLES fan gives Media more ammo in proving that they are truly the Scum of the Earth.

    http://www.nbc10.com/news/17191050/detail.html

  4. 4. Strongsideblitz
    August 14th, 2008 at 3:40 pm

    Most Eagles fans are front runners. I know dozens that were pulling for Dallas, San Francisco and Pittsburgh when the Eagles stunk.

    Remember the Networks buying your teams ticket because all of you turned your back on the team?

    When you are a fan of a team and of a sport you follow them threw thick and thin, NO MATTER WHAT! You don’t stop paying attention and buying Cowboys jerseys.

    Eagles fans go to games to get drunk and start fights. They are also the only team in the Universe to have a Judge on duty in their stadium.

  5. 5. Strongsideblitz
    August 14th, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    * Through thick and thin

    * You don’t stop paying attention and start buying Cowboys jerseys.

    the loss of editing stinks.

  6. 6. IQ
    August 14th, 2008 at 9:17 pm

    i mean @least the Jets are making a legit move.

    All the eagles did was sign a CB to have 3 starting CBs and make lito unhappy, a real help there

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